Got this in an email....kinduv cool!!

Get a calculator ready!
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but

your waiter may know!


YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH


This is pretty neat



DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

go out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...

If you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times
you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)


The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

weird... worked for me!

I don't even want to know how it worked

old graybeard wrote:I don't even want to know how it worked

there's some relatively simple calculations involved.......as well as some incantations on the first night of the new moon, a bit of "herbal" magic, and the foreskin of a young boy.......

Now when they say "eat out" are they talking about going to a restaraunt or eating at the Y at home???

Foreskin of a young boy? So THAT explains why Brad is grumpy!

my wife always hates that when I tease her and go Barry white with my voice and say stupid shit like "yeah baby, we're eatin out at the Y tonight....."

why did you think Brad got the invite to NM for the sheep hunt?

markalbob wrote:why did you think Brad got the invite to NM for the sheep hunt?

eating at the Y might have more than one meaning ?